键盘侠|奥托-波特乃张大帅再世！库里终于打破“圣诞魔咒”

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (27-6) defeat the Phoenix Suns (26-6), 116 - 107

【赛后贴】勇士（27胜6负）以116-107战胜太阳（26胜6负）

双方主要球员数据：

勇士：小奥托-波特19分6板3助攻，库里33分4板6助攻3抢断，格林8分7板10助攻3抢断3盖帽，卢尼8分10板2助攻，小佩顿14分9板2助攻，库明加12分，别利察10分2板2助攻。

太阳：保罗21分6板8助攻，艾顿18分7板，布克13分3板3助攻，布里奇斯17分6板，克劳德8分3板2助攻，约翰逊11分2板2助攻，麦基8分7板，佩恩7分2板2助攻。

[–]LakersJayveesac 1615 points an hour ago

The NBA really let the Warriors get Otto Porter for cheap

湖人球迷：NBA真的让勇士用底薪签下了奥托-波特。

[–][DET] Grant HillUrAveragePanda 572 points an hour ago

Wilt Chamberlain again man

活塞球迷：这是维尔特-张伯伦再世啊。

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaoh_what_a_shot 225 points an hour ago

He just faked his death to prove that he could still win in the current league

勇士球迷：大帅伪造了自己的死亡，然后证明自己依旧可以在当今的联盟赢球。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 109 points an hour ago

"Wilt couldn't shoot. Wilt is dead."

I took that personally.

尼克斯球迷：“大帅不会投篮，大帅已经死了。”

我觉得这是针对大帅。

[–]Pistonsmrtonybones 193 points an hour ago

Wife said, “Who’s the guy that looks like Lionel Richie?”

活塞球迷：我老婆说，“那个长得像莱昂纳尔-里奇（美国歌手）（上图）的家伙是谁？”

[–]Warriorsducka_ducka_ducka 112 points an hour ago

I KEEP SAYING THAT!!! And I am also a wife. Are we married?

勇士球迷：我也一直这样说。而且我也是一位妻子，我们两结婚了吗？

[–]NetsHamsterupyourass 22 points 59 minutes ago

yes ?

篮网球迷：是的，?

[–]Netsourcourageourcancer 249 points an hour ago

We all know Steph is better than Dell but is it time to talk about Otto being better than Wilt?

篮网球迷：我们都知道斯蒂芬比戴尔（老库里）厉害，但是咱们现在是不是该讨论波特比维尔特（张伯伦）厉害了？

[–]WarriorsShadowClawz 87 points an hour ago

Otto > Wilt

Reason: 3s. That's it lol

勇士球迷：奥托>维尔特

理由：奥托有三分，这就够了。

[–]WarriorsParalimos23 42 points an hour ago

If Kerr gives him the green light, he could score 101. Damn Kerr.

勇士球迷：如果科尔让波特放开抡的话，他可能得到101分。可恶的科尔。

[–]WarriorsThe_Void_Reaver 101 points an hour ago

I'm pretty sure he turned down bigger offers from other teams explicitly to play with Steph and in Kerr's offense; same with Bjelica who played incredibly tonight.

勇士球迷：我很确定他拒绝了其他球队的更大合同，他想和库里并且在科尔的体系下打球。别利察也是一样，他今晚非常出色。

[–]TheRed_Knight 43 points an hour ago

Wilt Jr back in the bay

小维尔特今天回到了湾区。

[–]Lakersrawchess 14 points an hour ago

Vet min Wilt

湖人球迷：还是老将底薪加盟的。

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 1179 points an hour ago*

It's rare that these big games live up to the hype but if anything, this game exceeded it.

RIGHT UNTIL OTTOMATIC TOOK OVER

猛龙球迷：圣诞大战很少能达到人们的预期，但如果发生的话，这场比赛已经超过预期了。

直到奥托步枪主宰了比赛。（这里谐音梗，automatic自动步枪）

[–]GrizzliesJayOwenWest 358 points an hour ago

Just as we all predicted, the Warriors' superstar heating up from 3 and taking over.

灰熊球迷：就和我们所有人预测的那样，勇士的超级球星三分线外手感火热，并且接管比赛。

[–]76ersElPlatanoDelBronx 55 points an hour ago

Imagine if this team had Klay Thompson on it.

76人球迷：想象一下，如果这支球队有了克莱。

[–]SupersonicsSerenadeSwift [score hidden] 56 minutes ago

Tonight they played without Wiggins, Poole, Iggy, Lee, and Klay/Wiseman lmao. This team’s depth is unreal!

超音速球迷：今晚勇士没有维金斯，普尔，伊戈达拉，李，克莱和怀斯曼。天哪，这支队伍的深度是不真实的。

这甚至不是我的最终形态

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 273 points an hour ago

Imagine having to watch the lakers after this game

勇士球迷：想象一下看完这场还要看湖人。

[–]Warriorsthebohster 155 points an hour ago

I can't wait. It'll be peak entertainment.

勇士球迷：我已经等不及了，这将是顶级娱乐盛宴。

[–]WarriorsTheMightyMegalodon 102 points an hour ago

I'm expecting that at some point DeAndre Jordan forgets which team he's on and scores a bucket for Brooklyn.

勇士球迷：我预计在比赛的某个瞬间，小乔丹忘记自己是哪个队的，然后为篮网进了一球。

[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner 811 points an hour ago*

Getting rekt by Otto Porter is peak pain

太阳球迷：被小波特打爆了是最难受的。

[–]WarriorsBUUAHAHAHA 627 points an hour ago

No Wiggins, No Poole, No Iguodala, No Klay, no problem.

勇士球迷：没枸杞，没茶乔丹，没一哥，没克莱，没问题

[–]SunsJUDD__WAS__ROBBED 224 points an hour ago

Doesn’t matter if you have Otto Porter

太阳球迷：没关系，你们还有波特。

[–]WarriorsVampireBatman 74 points an hour ago

You mean Wilt Chamberlain?

勇士球迷：你是指维尔特-张伯伦吗？

[–]SunsdizZzy5 96 points an hour ago

Hey not fair we didn’t have Booker tonight either

太阳球迷：嘿，这比赛不公平，今晚我们没上布克啊（指布克隐身）

[–]SunsKuntsaw 249 points 7 hours ago

Bookers worst game this season, but that’s credit to GS defense on him. The Warriors are way too good to give so many second chance points to.

太阳球迷：布克本赛季最糟糕表现，但是要称赞勇士对他的防守。勇士在制造二次进攻机会方面太牛逼了。

[–]Warriors__spartacus 585 points an hour ago

What a game from Steph "Despite the Christmas" Curry

勇士球迷：“圣诞节摆烂”的库里打了多么精彩的比赛啊。

[–]NetsSnaxFoods 259 points an hour ago

steph’s best christmas game, still not great but better than normal

篮网球迷：库里生涯最佳圣诞表现了，尽管不是特别炸裂，但比平常表现要好。

[–]Warriors__spartacus 127 points an hour ago

Great game despite below average shooting imo

勇士球迷：已经很棒了，除了投篮命中率有些低。

[–]Sea-Turnip6078 11 points an hour ago

+24 to boot

上去就是+24的正负值

[–]WarriorsCtG526 41 points 2 hours ago

Didn't get 3k, but broke the Christmas curse!

勇士球迷：没有突破3000记三分，但是打破了圣诞诅咒。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 560 points 2 hours ago

If Doris Burke mentions Steph physique one more fucking time I’m gonna throw coal at my TV.

勇士球迷：如果多丽斯-伯克（女解说）再提一次库里的体格的话，我就要把昨天的菜吐到电视上了。

[–]WarriorsSzafarzKamyk 310 points 2 hours ago

100lbs each arm, core strength, look at his arms

勇士球迷：一个胳膊能举100磅（约45公斤），核心力量，看看他的胳膊。

[–]WarriorsSeekingSignificance 118 points an hour ago

I'm so tired of hearing about this supposed 100lb dumbbell lift Steph is doing. They won't even clarify what exercise he's doing smh

勇士球迷：我已经受够了听这些关于库里瞎掰的100磅哑铃练习了。他们甚至说不出他具体做的什么动作。

[–]Rocketsbigtice 475 points 2 hours ago

"Y'all forgot about me, huh?" - Otto Porter Jr.

火箭球迷：“你们都把我忘了吗？哼！”——小奥托-波特

[–]WarriorsFungChoyChicken 67 points 2 hours ago

Big smile when i lip read that.

勇士球迷：波特笑得时候我读唇语读出来的。

[–]SunsB1ocka 350 points 2 hours ago

That’s NBA finals man

太阳球迷：这就是NBA总决赛啊，兄弟们。

[–]TeriyakiDorayaki 180 points 6 hours ago

If only the NBA would get rid of conferences and just do top 16

除非NBA取消东西分部，然后让前16号种子打季后赛。

[–]TheRed_Knight 124 points 6 hours ago

with the winning team missing 7 players and 3 coaches

赢的那支队伍有7名球员和3位教练缺席。

[–]Lakersmvrquise111 243 points 6 hours ago

Otto Porter did more in the last 2 minutes than his whole time with the Bulls

湖人球迷：奥托-波特在最后两分钟的贡献比他整个公牛生涯的贡献还多。

[–]SpursPapiShot 197 points 6 hours ago

Oh great, they found another KD.

马刺球迷：真棒，勇士找到了另一位KD。

[–]SunsAces17 189 points 6 hours ago

What a great game! I just get so mad that the suns don't feed Ayton more. He's like an automatic bucket against the warriors

太阳球迷：多么精彩的比赛。我生气的原因是太阳不再给艾顿喂球了。他在对阵勇士的时候分都是白给的啊。

[–]WarriorsUA30_j7L 73 points 6 hours ago

Him in the post is a nightmare

勇士球迷：他在低位对我们来说就是一场噩梦。

[–]76erspatchworky 163 points 6 hours ago

watching this game really confirms how much better these two teams are than pretty much the entire rest of the league. expecting them in the WCF

76人球迷：看了整场比赛，十分确认这两支队伍比其他所有队伍都要出色很多，期待他们在西部决赛中相遇。

[–]Maverickshezzyskeets123 141 points 6 hours ago

OPJ future finals mvp???

独行侠球迷：波特——未来的FMVP？

[–][GSW] Nate ThurmondHelicase21 377 points 7 hours ago

Jonathan Kuminga is that dude.

勇士球迷：乔纳森-库明加是我们希望看到的新秀。

[–]WarriorsShadowClawz 128 points 6 hours ago

HIS EXP IS PAYING OFF IN REAL TIME ITS BEAUTIFUL

勇士球迷：他能在现实比赛中升级，这太美妙了。

[–]BobLoblaw_BirdLaw 1192 points 7 hours ago

33% of the Suns losses are to the Warriors …

太阳输掉的33%的比赛对手都是勇士……

[–]SunsPhxdwn 419 points 7 hours ago

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太阳球迷：请注销你的账号。

[–]Sunsjborgjr 654 points 7 hours ago

I’m starting to think that Warriors fans may not like Chris Paul

太阳球迷：我开始觉得勇士球迷可能不喜欢克里斯-保罗。

[–]Warriorspoulmavinger 414 points 6 hours ago

Hated him since his clippers days lol, since before our 1st playoff in 2014 I've hated the dude lol.

勇士球迷：自从他在快船的时候就讨厌他了，准确的说在2014年季后赛之前我就不喜欢这家伙。

[–]alfentazolam 55 points 6 hours ago

Only his sells, flops and rip throughs. Can't say anything about his level of hoop and IQ.

Definitely has the competitive attitude you'd love if he's on your team and hate if he's not ?

除了他那些倚老卖老，假摔，和大回环，他的比赛级别和篮球智商是没法黑的。

如果他在你的球队，你一定会喜欢他的竞争态度，如果不在的话?

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